Merry Christmas to All (Except Jews, Muslims, and Others)

God rest ye,
Phi-la-flavians
Let nothing you dismay
Despite server capacity
Overloading ev’ry day
And if I can’t read forums
Then I must deal with my in-tray!

O tidings of Nas versus Jeezy
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

In My Two Cents, Phila dot com,
We learn hip-hop sure blows
From the smallest myspace rapper kid
All the way up to Young Dro
If Sage Francis is up to anything
Employee will let us know

O tidings of Nas versus The Clipse
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

If you want to do rap knowledge
Then you need to check out T.R.O.Y.
There, you will find the classic hits
Thirty-somethings all enjoy
And if you don’t know about T La Rock
JBL calls you a toy

O tidings of Nas versus the new Ghost
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

You just want to talk some trash, then
P&B forum, seek it out
It’s where many of the in-jokes start
And stuff I just won’t speak about
And if you’re lucky, you might see
Good ol’ Jaz straight freaking out!

O tidings of Nas versus Lil Wayne
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

For non-rap entertainment
Then Your Enthusiasm, please Curb
Read up on movies and TV
Shows ev’ryone should observe
But if you lack that HBO
Then boy, you’ve got some nerve!

O tidings of Nas versus AZ
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

Should you like tunes besides the rap
Rick Rubin is your place
Where other genres are discussed
With propriety and grace
But if you bring up emo rock
Masked Terror break-a you face

O tidings of Nas versus The Roots
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

For opinionated Phila-folk
Try Steve Biko (Stir It Up)
There’s politics and news items
And war being discussed
If Sebastian gets busy in a thread
Then you know it got fucked up

O tidings of Nas versus T.I.
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

There’s only one place on Phila-flave
For athletic discourse
Where people make predictions
On a variety of sports
And at the end of every season
There is a much gambler’s remorse

O tidings of Nas versus Snoop Dog
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

There are two forums on the page
Many posters seem to skirt
Where beatsmiths and keystyle MC’s
Display their gift and curse
But they see so few new posts per day
I jammed them in one verse

O tidings of Nas versus Raekwon
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

If video gaming be your vice
Electric Relax shall be your home
Smooth Lou extols his praise
Of all things Nin-ten-do
But you won’t learn how to cure your
Carpal tunnel syndrome

O tidings of Nas versus The Game
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

There are other forums on the site
You may not check them ev’ry day
One for tech and one for shows
One to trade rare tunes to play
The latter, I don’t understand
Since one can always use eBay

O tidings of Nas versus Lloyd Banks
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!

Yes, Phila is a lovely spot
Fine for ev’ry creed and race
Have convos that, in real life,
Could not have taken place
Be sure to refresh constantly if
You love the thrill of chase!

O tidings of Nas versus Cormega
Nas versus Hov
Glad tidings of Nas versus the world!